I have discovered the trick to conversing as a white person. All you really need to do is make whatever you say a rhyme. It could be sharing your emotions or saying goodbye. Hell, this method of speaking works for just about anything! Below is an average conversation you may hear by your local, neighborhood white people.
White #1: What's up, buttercup?
White #2: Notta lotta. Thanks for asking.
White #1: How did you do playing golf yesterday?
White #2: I was a winner, winner, chicken dinner!
White #1: Yeah, well you are a natural. Always make it look like a piece of cake.
White #2: It's easy squeezy, lemon peazy.
White #1: Well, I need to get going. Jimmy has soccer practice soon. I'll see ya later, alligator.
White #2: OK, after awhile, crocodile.
I dont' make this stuff up. Just listen around you and enjoy our white poets of society.
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