5. I commute to and from work everyday. So in other words, I spend 1/12 of my day sitting in traffic. I usually spend this time serenading my captive rush hour neighbors with my amazing voice. This week I have chosen to give them front row seats to the Broadway performance of Wicked, with me singing all parts (I will admit, the harmony does get tricky, but nothing I can't handle). Since I am so courteous to give the hardworking people a show, they could at least return the favor by slapping a couple bumperstickers on their vehicles. I believe bumperstickers are the best way to find out about the people around you that you will probably never actually meet. I think I want to meet the owner of this one, I have a feeling we would get along grandly.
4. Sometimes I think that people should be seen and not heard. By "seen" what I really mean is making awkward faces at people they don't know while in a public setting. This is a rare talent and if you've got it, flaunt it.
3. Every person should be required to do a victory dance at least once a day. It should be a point of competition and pride between friends, family and co-workers. It could be a celebratory jig for anything that you felt you did right on that day. Such as not getting shutout in ping-pong. That's right folks, you can even do a happy-go-lucky, victory dance when you aren't, in fact, the victor.
2. If life-size stick figures walked around in the dark, my life would be complete.
1. And with the top honors, the greatest thing that someone could do to make my day more entertaining is to take away the very thing their child cherishes above all else. Parents should be aware of the power they have to turn even the most mundane of days into pure, unadulterated joy.
I think this post means that you spend too much time on youtube and possibly too much time in traffic...one of those you can help. It's pretty obvious; just start taking the more scenic route to work.
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